“Okay your job is to keep the pandas in their pen.”
“And I get paid to do this.”
I feel like that person could be just a little more gentle.
Easy with the pandas there lady!
Okay the pandas are adorable, but that person needs to be less agressive.
#surgery #owch #coolscar #throat #fuckingowch
i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;
you asshole i had to read that three times before i understood it
(Source: benediccumberbat, via beetle-belle)
Gwyn just breathed/snorted on me and goes “I’m a horse”
Then tackled me off her bed.